Superpowers and Competative Parenting
In the last few weeks, I have developed the power to make the phone ring by sitting on the potty. It NEVER fails.
As Superpowers go –I know it’s really lame. I’d rather be able to grow money on a tree in the backyard, or turn my waistline back to age 35.
Still, it saved my life today. I was in serious danger from too much stoopidness.