Last year we returned from Christmas Eve Services to Evol Santa and his Reindeer henchmen marching towards our front door. Santa had a machete and a hit list. We left it on all night. As usual, our neighbors were horrified. I remember sipping my early morning coffee that Christmas Day, looking out the window thinking that a little bit of duct tape really can make a Jolly Old Elf look menacing.
Mr. W has been busy today. Reindeer have been reassembled into DeerZilla - which should be awesome with awesome sauce esp once we (by we I mean Mr. W. I just claim credit through marriage) re-purposes the lights.
DeerZilla with be walking the Santa Pig
BEST. FATWA. EVER.